My life, were I a train, ship or car

I’d keep on spouting rickety yack
like train wheels going clickety-clack:

Seldom were I locomotive
usually mere caboose
Rarely dug deep to emotive
spouting cursory excuse

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I’d be like a storm tossed ship
on vast ocean a mere blip:

Bow setting in waves slake
as memories fade remote
astern in churning wake
Who knows how it stays afloat?

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If a car the whimsical Deux Chevaux
that purely minimalist, wheeled gizmo:

Watch it snail wheezily uphill
engine whining cheesily
at speed barely besting standstill
While downhill rolls easily

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-Deux Chevaux = the simple, light, low-powered Citroën 2CV car