Whether with grimacing faces
or smiling kindly, pretty
ads keep picking up their paces
with each most tiresome ditty
At first glance perhaps peachy
to-long-for warm beachy
then in voice-over screechy
pushy, ‘buy now!’ preachy
Come-on pitches shrill
right in our face
If not by ill will
rarely knows grace
Clearly they have no qualm
shattering others calm?