Precedentially Presidential

At first they were both derided
for appearing quite misguided

Off to such weak start
both Trump & Bush
mere blips on the charts
Then without blush …

… they chose (absent all qualms)
path precedential
which: Drop missiles & bombs
get ‘Presidential’!

Patriots are now deferential
of their new leaders quintessential!

 

Life’s sweet cream skimmed

Thinning hair ruffled
Slow feet stumbled
Noise shrill while muffled
Same days jumbled

Yarns spun garrulous
Headlights gone dimmed
on roads perilous
Life’s sweet cream skimmed

Been carrying on too long
Ready for the last round: Gong!

No Camelot he or his lot

His looks sallow carotene
that shamelessly lying brawler
a sick psyche philistine
in pursuit of that next dollar

Utterly Orwellian
but that’s not by far all
a shameless chameleon
with heart and hands too small

Still those who got him elected
feel elated not dejected

Svart får utvandrade

Han begav sej iväg utomlands

trots sina stugsittar vanor
Bor på Stillahavskusten nånstans
å tjatar om svenska anor

Där han höres klaga å ljuga
att var svart får på släktens gård
med ynklig bil å för trång stuga
blev barndommen hans alltför hård

Nu med stort hus å bil vräkig
är han alltjämt lika mjäkig