Never mind folks in Peoria
dragging deep down in dysphoria
all they do is to cavil
while Kevin swings the gavel
carried away in euphoria
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-Kevin = Kevin McCarthy, new speaker of the House
Hittills ej för svag att kunna fira sin bemärkelsedag med en bira
Som ung va Åke en åskvigg
en rask företagsam rospigg
med kläm o sinne serent
från morgon tidigt till sent
Numera sällan morgonpigg
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på släktingen Åkes 82-års dag
En dag i taget är snarare förslaget
Längta ej redan efter våren
för då kännes vintern en svår en!
Råkall vind å väder vått
månader tills varmt å torrt
till dess halka ej i slaskspåren!
Clearly she ain’t fainting from painting
There was this artist named Yana
after inhaled marijuana
rather chomped pizza with extra cheese
than painted another masterpiece
Quaint her take on what’s Nirvana
Life vicarious
To bourgeois way he lives contrarious
prefers his days with crowd gregarious
Blåsut found fine just ain’t Campania
and nowhere a place like Scania
Let’s his old man live life vicarious
Hat trick
Sam, a 17 y.o. grandson, did a ‘hat trick’:
There was this footballer named Sam
who swiftly went bam, bam & bam
All without a hair out place
what a cool, good looking ace
Poor goalie could not do a damn
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hat trick = scoring three goals in one match
Att återblicka vållar skrämselhicka
Skriven vid 79 års ålder:
Vållade sin stackars mor en tung sorg
efter att ha växt upp i Göteborg
när skrålade ‘Hallelujla!’
å for dumt nog till USA
Rastlös genom egen pinsam försorg
Brian’s Lawn Matters
There was this (not that young) man named Brian
who went for an anti-racial buy-in
placed a BLM sign on his lawn
to show off his political brawn
and keeps it there while neighbors’ zeal dying
No longer an appeaser
There was this peculiar geezer
a silly blabbermouth & teaser
but at last got wiser
then tugged on his visor
and ceased being such an appeaser
Heartstrings of harp
On the passing of a friend
While of Life’s harshness wary
convivial our Mary
Her heartstrings of harp
her mind saber sharp
Met many like her? Nary!