With elegant polish Evil to demolish

Some time ago Yana, our neighbor, emailed that “in these mean dark times my energy is momentarily diverted into a self-administrated, complete pedicure. For now I’m bettering the world one shiny toenail at a time.”, which inspired this verse:

In moral grime
election slime
among war crime:
She’s right on time!

In these mean dark days
she keeps hope ablaze
cutting through the haze
our Yana allays

Items unfurled
artistic
Rosy toes curled
yogistic

A pedicure
nail by nail.
No sinecure
much travail!

Got wrongs to abolish
with elegant polish
Yana standing tallish
Evil to demolish!

Opposites attract!

Opposite people attract
and if titillation
they may end up tightly packed
Bring on captivation!

While those birds of a feather
flock together tamely
those odd ones gladly tether
pressed together gamely

It shall majorly matter
among life’s klutzy clatter

What’s the scoop? Seems outside the scope for her to scoop

I just don’t like to stoop down
to place my dog’s fresh poop
(risking stains on hands or gown)
into a bag by scoop!

So I let it lie where left ad hoc
malodorous, right on the sidewalk

But my neighbors got it handled
as dog poop sticks bit like glue
When they get home (here I’m candid)
they just scrape it off their shoe

I allow my neighbors
to do me kind favors!

Precedentially Presidential

At first they were both derided
for appearing quite misguided

Off to such weak start
both Trump & Bush
mere blips on the charts
Then without blush …

… they chose (absent all qualms)
path precedential
which: Drop missiles & bombs
get ‘Presidential’!

Patriots are now deferential
of their new leaders quintessential!