Were I able to stifle
my clabber blabbering
spouting tedious trifle
smattering, jabbering
Then you’d be spared erred earfuls
of fumbling foolishness
saved from such silly eyefuls
of mucky mulishness
But short of you pointing a gun
I’ll sadly keep at it again
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-clabber = milk that has soured and thickened