That P is perpetually the victim
at any time, any situation
declares the non-negotiable dictum
inviolate line of demarcation:
First the P impatiently inspects
and condescendingly dissects
Then emphatically disaffects
and contemptuously reject
Exclaims if offered Perfection:
“A set up, attempted sting!”
triggering instant rejection:
“Don’t offer the perfect thing!”
The P never needs to be coerced
A sneeze? “Call the doctor or nurse!”
Salivating, she expects the worst
So why not just line up the hearse?
But if lined up, of course: “Wrong hearse,
wrong coffin, and who stole my purse?”
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P = pitshetsh (Yiddish): chronic complainer