In 2012 Mitt Romney received strong applause when he said: “President Obama promises to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. My promise is … to help you and your family!”
Delegates went ecstatic
Thinking gelatinous
Attitude fringe fanatic
Logic calamitous
“Slowing ocean rise, no!
Me & us now, yes!
Go Mitch go, way to go!
He’s our guy, God bless!”
Rising heat & ocean?
Just slab on more lotion!